Wednesday, October 27

Adopt Me

We're just barely getting close to the holiday season and already the family bullshit has started. My favorite part is that somehow I always get pegged as the bad guy. I'm assumed to be some sort of ringleader causing friction... If it didn't hurt so bad, it would be hilarious.

I will spare you the gory details, but damn... I had no idea that I was the root of all evil. If only I had I known it sooner, I'm sure I could be ruling the world by now. Is it too late to harness these evil powers to achieve something great?

My head plops down into my hands as I shake my head in grief.